If you wish to contact us by U.S. Post (good luck)
Faire Wynds Entertainments
147 Mulberry Avenue
Pomeroy, Ohio 45769
If you wish to contact us by Pony Express (infinitely faster than U.S. Post)
If you wish us to contact us by Spiritual Medium
Sorry, you aren't gonna get a reply. Let's face it, you can talk to the dead all you want. They aren't gonna talk back.
If you wish to contact us by Smoke Signals
Expect to be paid a visit by certain Ethnic organizations which might consider this offensive. But it's your business who stands outside your house with picket signs, not ours!
If you chose not to contact us by Any Other Method
how should WE know how to do it? This is YOUR idea, not ours!
If you chose NOT to contact us
Well, we didn't want to work for you anyway! Pfthbth!
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HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO HELP SUPPORT THIS NON-PROFITABLE COMPANY
That's right! Here's YOUR CHANCE to help support a Company who's Founder's Parents are SOOOO proud to tell the world what their precious-born second son does for a living! (And his kids are SOOOO mortified to even be seen in his company!) And remember-ALL PROCEEDS go directly into the ever so important fund to help support the Eric and Susan Scites Why-Did-We-Waste-Our-Money-On-A-Liberal-Arts-Education Student Loan Repayment Program! Yep, we keep NONE of the money! Proof positive that a Liberal Arts Education is...well, a Liberal Arts Education!