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O.k., it's just us so let's be honest for a moment. Nobody really liked pirates, They were smelly, crude, disgusting frat boys out on daddy's yacht just tryinog to see how many grogs they could slam down and trying to get the sorority chicks to actually take them seriously...
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| Setup at St. Augustine Pirate Gathering |
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| Tybee Island Pirate Festival, Georgia |
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So obviously tho you are here because you are interested in hiring us for your wonderful Pirate bash. Hey, that's O.K. by us, we're 'freelance entertainers'. Like WE care where the money comes from!
So let me cut to the chase. What we offer is an older version of the 18th century circus-that is we offer your guests a look at the historical entertainments a pirate would have seen when he came ashore. I mean after he had a few and tried his best 'I'm a pirate, wanna see my eye patch' pickup line out on the local babes, he more than likely would have ended up swinging from a gibbet. And that would have given him a GREAT view of all of the entertainments we offer! What lucky guys! So if you are REALLY serious about us at a pirate festival, here's the deal...No 'Argh Matey's', no 'Shiver Me Timbers'-pretty much niothing you would see in a Johnny Depp movie. Instead we offer historically based family-friendly entertainments, all of which are outlined in the 18th C. Circus page.
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| Tybee Island Pirate Festival, Georgia |
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| Cue the guys with the guitars and let's all sing "What d'ya Do With A Drunken Sailor" or some other non-period correct but happily accepted song! After all, WE aren't about to take this stuff seriously, why should YOU?! |
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| Barbara-our Real Live Dead Mermaid |
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